
"Welcome to my house! Enter freely. Go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring!" - Count Dracula, Dracula
To quote the Mouseketeers, Jiminy Cricket, the Marines from Full Metal Jacket, and Tiny Tim (the singer, not the Dickens character), "♪ Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be! ♫" My name is JP, and I'm an autistic storyteller with an interest in writing, photography, art, movies, history, literature, and video games. Whenever people ask me, "what life on the spectrum is like," I always reply, "I feel like I'm a blue in a sea of reds." Hence, the name of my website, my little grotto in the seas of cyberspace.
While my website's visual aesthetic may be simple, I've made it my mission to fill it to the brim with all sorts of cool content, so please stay awhile, make yourself at home, and have a look around. I offer my autistic perspective on a wide range of topics, cover all manner of popular culture, and express myself via collages and GIFs, both of which are currently my favourite autistically artistic mediums. If you like what you see, please consider following me, adding my button to your collection, and/or signing my guestbook (it's so lonely)!
Page overhauled on May 12, 2025.